"Hey, yo face. I like dat shit."
Sick Day, That’s gotta be attractive to Somebody!
Me: Dear Santa, For Christmas I want a girlfriend who likes me for who I am and likes to do what I like to do.
Santa: Let’s be real here
Sometimes I just need somebody to be close to…
My favorite movie is V for Vendetta. Coincidentally I’ve been dumped on November 5th for the past 3 years. I need a true lover.
Saw “The Hunger Games”.
I fell in love with Katniss the second I saw a girl who actually knew how to tie knots.